Looks like we found tiny toad’s big brother 🙂 Benny, my cousin’s elderly terrier, loves to gobble these guys with his toothless gums. The result is usually a frothy mouth, upset tummy and a trip to the vet if he doesn’t get better. The toad ends up bemused, befuddled but mostly unscathed. We’re not sure why Benny keeps going back. Perhaps the poison is hallucinogenic and perhaps it is slightly addictive. Regardless, I think I’ll stick with frogs for my stir fry.
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The archeological dig on my outdoor table has unearthed an Emojisaurus Rex 🤣
I love zombies. Next to werewolves they are my favourite genre of horror. My infatuation with the undead began c1980 when I discovered my cousin’s stash or Fangoria magazines. There was an article about George A Romero’s new movie, Dawn of the Dead, with an awesome tagline: “When there’s no more room in hell, the […]
Richard David John Burbage has been put behind bars where he belongs. Although many will feel that his six year sentence is not long enough for a man who conned hundreds of people out of thousands of dollars in two different countries, at least some form of justice has now been served. His partner in […]
Remember this twat? Back in 2012 I and around 1,200 other people had our cars ‘stolen’ by the dodgy dealership We Buy Any Car Australia. Richard David John Burbage left a trail of destruction in Australia before fleeing to the UK with his gutless tail between his legs, desperately trying to hide from the angry […]
The toad licking, snake killing defender of the villa has finally met his match. Unfortunately his four remaining teeth and fierce determination were not enough to defeat the illness invading his brain and he fell into a final, peaceful, sleep resting against the feet of those that loved him most. No more chasing cats, barking […]